HULK SMASHIN' BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready for a sight the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your peepers. Those little lights are gonna be flashin'non-stop faster than a rocket ship. Get ready 'cause this is one display you won't wanna miss. Road trip, anyone? Don't forget your shade